PvP Dance — the holy grail of MMO player contests. Only the truly dedicated, the truly skilled — only they can truly bring it.

And it’s on in “World of Warcraft” — the new dance mechanics will test players’ rhythm and moves in a winner-takes-all format.

(For a moment, I was worried that we’d be pimping our rides in the U.S., too — nice to see a different April 1 post on both sides of the pond.)